The Bad Touch

"haha well now
we call this the act of making
but there are several other very important differences
between human beings and animals
that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

switch baby switch baby
six sixes drop
me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
to put your hand down my pants
and I'll bet you're feeling up to
yes I'm Cisco yes I'm a bird
and you're getting through some stuff
you've had enough of two hand touch
you wanted two of you out of onset
want you smile that once you covered
like my Waffle House hash browns
come Quikr send FedEx
text looks cold Coca Cola stock
you are inclined
to make the rice in our early
just like daylight savings time

do it now

You and Me Baby ain't nothin but Mammals
so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do you get to know
you and Me Baby ain't nothin but Mammals
so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
can go to know

love the time to clean up
with a mop and bucket
like the lost catacombs of Egypt
only God knows where we stuck in
hieroglyphics
let me be the Civic
I wanna be down in yourself
he's but I got this nothing
the motion of the ocean
mean small craft advisory
so if i cap size if I stay hi tide
b5 you suck my battleship
please turn me on
I missed a coffee with an automatic picture

show me yours I'll show you mine
tool time you love it just like a lot
and then we'll do it doggy style
so we can both watch X Files

You and Me Baby ain't nothin but Mammals
so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
dude again now
You and Me Baby ain't nothin but Mammals
so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
getting horny now"

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I almost feel bad for posting this.

See the real lyrics here.