Blame It on the Girls

so was sitting there in the barn
this guy comes up to me and said
nothing so nice
I was going to credit card
and I saw the way that he was looking
at people across the room
and I looked into space
and you know what a good looking face
and I just said dude
your perspective on life sucks

he's got Luke's that books
stickpage is the tellers
got a face to make you fall on your knees
he's got money in the bank
to thank and I guess
you could think he's living at ease
like loving somebody open show
what's the matter when you sit in there with so much more
what's the matter what are you wondering what the hell to be
how you wishing you were ugly like me

blame it on the girls to know what to do
blame it on the boys who can t be known you
blame it on your mother fucker think she is
blaming it on your father but you know he's dead

baby WBU who
blame it on the boom
movie was made on the
Guru babies on the boonies

life could be simple but you never fail
to complicated everything go tell him
he could have to turn my the perfect little life
but you blew it own a bottle of wine
like a baby you're stopping Chad
what's the matter always looking for the next tranche
what's the matter why you wondering what the hell to do
we really wishing we were lucky like you

played it on the Google to know what to do
blame it on the boys who keeps hitting on you
blame it on your mother fucker think she said
blame it on your father but you know he's dead

blame it on the low
premium the boy
blame it on the Goo Goo Dolls
blame it on the boom movies

he's gotta look for boots
take pictures to tell
he's got a face to make you fall on your knees
he's got money in the bank
to thank N 9 guess
you could think he's living at ease

ladida do you know what to do
ladida the boys who keep hitting on you
lady told your mother fucker think she said
blame it on your father but you know he's been
playing it on the girl
who please don the boonies
lame nigga who blame it on the boom boom
who is leaving on the girls
leave it on the boonies
leaving on the girls
blame it on the boom

oh nice

***

I don't know about you, but "lame niggas who blame it on the boom boom" really made my day. Oh, and the Goo Goo Dolls. Here are the real lyrics, for your hopefully infinite pleasure.

Billy Brown

Oh Billy brown had lived in ordinary life
to get a dog around the Tosh in every wife
why what's all going according to plan
then Billy brown fell in love with another man

he made his love for almost every single day
making excuses for his dad your holiday
on some religions that is said to Mila sound
they didn't know that his face was asleep round

oh believe do
list get you down
Chitra burger
oh boo hoo
go to think you like a paper cup
gonna shake too low to Fairfield nuke
Oh Billy Graham hello

Oh Billy brown need a place somewhere to go
he's on an island off the coast of Mexico
living his life around his family behind
00 Billy brown it is find some peace of mind

on the strontium his travels on the way
he made a girl you was brave enough to say
when they love you should burn up his mind
Oh Billy brown you are a victim of the time

run Bruno
don't let this still a good shoot down
don't let you win let you drown
Bruno oh brother
go to pick you up like a paper gun
that shoots free nude big brother

Brown
oh you big bro
I'm gonna be cute like a paper cup
gonna shake too low to the fruit loops
oh believe

ob LeBron had lived in ordinary life
to get a dork and the cautionary wife
why we're so going according with a plan
then Billy Graham fell in love with another man

***

I say this all too often here, but WHAT. THE. FUCK. I mean, go and see the real lyrics. I dare you, go on. I haven't got the slightest clue where my phone gets all this.

Love You When I'm Drunk

I had a dream last night
that I put someone else
does that mean the judge to do
it was amazing
and I couldn't stop myself
could be better I really want you
what is the things we see
you can run in with we
do this one more beer I'm leaving

to 10 P going to be missing
the send live with someone else
to say to you true he even if the world to me

I really love you
I really love you
I really love you
only love you
only love you when I'm drunk

I really love you
really love you
I really love you
only love you only love you when I'm drunk

don't get me wrong
with that didn't change my mind
who was the drink it was leaving me behind
I wanna kiss you
it was such a big mistake
a couple drinks that says that to happen
if I can control of I do
I guess I better be moving

I don't want to be the guy
look you in the face and lie
it's so nice to see you through
do you know any of the Worlds

moon hug 30 min
love you
love you
love you want to know if
you only love you when I'm drunk

I really love you love you
I know you love you
I know you love you
only love you only love you
when I'm drunk

I really love you
I really love you
I really love you
only love you only love you
when I'm drunk

I really love you
I really love you
I really love you
only love you only love you
when I'm drunk drunk

I may be a little bit drunk
but I know what I've got to do
when I get a little more sober
I know I'll be over you

I may be a little bit drunk
but I know a lot of stuff to do
when I get a little more sober
I know I'll be over you

I really love you
I really love you
hello me love you owe me
love you long enough you only love you
when I'm drunk

I am in love you
I really love you
I really love you young life
you only love you when I'm drunk

***

Yeah, that was not one of my finest moments. :D Sorry. Here are the real lyrics.

Grace/Chris Kelly

"'I want to talk to you'
'the last time we talked Mr Smith
you reduced me to tears
I promise you it won't happen again'

do I attract you
do i repulse you
with my queasy smile
I'm going to throw
together to do I like
what you like
to be wholesome
I could be loads and get some
a little bit shy why
don't you love me
why don't you like me
with the making me try

what try to be like Chris Kelly
but it looks which is sad
so what tried little Freddie
I've done a dancer
Tim help

I'm sleepy brown
of the blue
like me to start
anything you want
to be creating
gotta be mean
got a BF a single
why don't you like me
why don't you like me
why don't you walk out the door

getting Android doesn't solve anything

how can I help it
how can I help you
how can I help what you think

hello my baby
hello my baby
putting my life on the Rings

why don't you like me
why don't you like me
why don't you lie to yourself
should I bend over
should I look older
just put on your shelf

I try to be like Grace Kelly
but I looks which is sad
so what tried a little Freddie
I've got a dentist in hell

Brown
I could be blue
like the vilest
a good thing you
gotta pee clean
go to be mean
go to be assisting more
why don't you love me
what does she love me
what did you work out the door

say what you want to satisfy yourself
Hey!
but you only want
what everybody you to shoot for um
you know who

I could be brown
I can be blue
like me to pick up
anything you want
I can see clean
gotta be mean
go to be assisting books
why don't you ask me
why don't you like me

I can be brown
I could be blue locker
themes on let's go
to pay her for anything you like
better be clean
going to be mean
to be everything more
why don't you love me
why don't you like me
to look at it girl who

Humphrey will leaving touching"

***

Real lyrics in here. I think he's got a point here. Getting Android doesn't solve great many problems.