Blame It on the Girls

so was sitting there in the barn
this guy comes up to me and said
nothing so nice
I was going to credit card
and I saw the way that he was looking
at people across the room
and I looked into space
and you know what a good looking face
and I just said dude
your perspective on life sucks

he's got Luke's that books
stickpage is the tellers
got a face to make you fall on your knees
he's got money in the bank
to thank and I guess
you could think he's living at ease
like loving somebody open show
what's the matter when you sit in there with so much more
what's the matter what are you wondering what the hell to be
how you wishing you were ugly like me

blame it on the girls to know what to do
blame it on the boys who can t be known you
blame it on your mother fucker think she is
blaming it on your father but you know he's dead

baby WBU who
blame it on the boom
movie was made on the
Guru babies on the boonies

life could be simple but you never fail
to complicated everything go tell him
he could have to turn my the perfect little life
but you blew it own a bottle of wine
like a baby you're stopping Chad
what's the matter always looking for the next tranche
what's the matter why you wondering what the hell to do
we really wishing we were lucky like you

played it on the Google to know what to do
blame it on the boys who keeps hitting on you
blame it on your mother fucker think she said
blame it on your father but you know he's dead

blame it on the low
premium the boy
blame it on the Goo Goo Dolls
blame it on the boom movies

he's gotta look for boots
take pictures to tell
he's got a face to make you fall on your knees
he's got money in the bank
to thank N 9 guess
you could think he's living at ease

ladida do you know what to do
ladida the boys who keep hitting on you
lady told your mother fucker think she said
blame it on your father but you know he's been
playing it on the girl
who please don the boonies
lame nigga who blame it on the boom boom
who is leaving on the girls
leave it on the boonies
leaving on the girls
blame it on the boom

oh nice

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I don't know about you, but "lame niggas who blame it on the boom boom" really made my day. Oh, and the Goo Goo Dolls. Here are the real lyrics, for your hopefully infinite pleasure.