I'm Afraid of Americans

John is in America
no text at the wheel
nobody needs anyone
they don't even just pretend
ah ah ah ah ah
John is in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help
it I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

John is in America
Johnny wants a brain
Johnny wants to suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman
Johnny wants to think of a joke

uh uh
John is in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
my brother can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

ah ah ah ah

Jonas in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny comes his hair
and Johnny wants pussy and cars
John is in America
Jenison in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid of cam

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't

I'll be ready for Mary comes
I'll come in the world
goddess in American
God is an American

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There sure are many people in America whose names begin with J. John, Johnny, Jonas and Jenison. :D In addition, I would be afraid of cams as well if I ever went there.

Real lyrics are here.

Thom Hartmann

"hello love
goodbye love

didn't know what time it was
the lights will 000
a lean back on my radio 00
okay with playing some rock n roll
let us all is said
then the love sounded seem to say aah
came back like a girl was so no way
buffet hey hes as was no DJ
that was hazy cosmic Jai

this is Thom Hartmann
waiting in the sky
these like to cum in me
to do you think
she'd blow your mind
this is star man
waiting in the sky
who still does not to blow it
cuz he knows it so hard for you to look cute in blue

says let the children lose it
let the children you said
little the children boo gay

I have to phone someone
so I picked on you boo hoo
hey that's fine so you heard him too
so John the TV we may pick him up on channel 2

look out your window
I can see you slide I'd
if we can sparkle
email and tonight
I don't tell your Papa
or he'll get us looked up inside

this is dumb Armin
waiting in the sky
he's going to come and meet us
anything so you blow your mind

this is so are my
everything in the sky
his solo stuff to blow it
good to know 600 North Lamar Odom and
let the truth
let the children you said
little the children boobies

love love love
love love love
love love love
love love love
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"

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I'm dying in here, I swear. Here are the real lyrics, anyway.

P.S. Dear David, sorry about this. I love your work, I really do.