Roses Are Red

Roses are red and
violets are blue
honey is sweet
but not as sweet as you

roses are red
violets are blue
daddy daddy I'm not married
dum dee da dee da dum
da da da da dum da
da da da dum da
da da da dum da da da
da dum da da da da

come pick my roses

sweet from the flowers
honey from the Beast
I gotta feeling
I'm ready to release
roses are red
violets are blue
honey is sweet
but not as sweet as you

it's invisible bubble butt
so tired trouble
and I can feel it on my body
so emotional
I'm on a ride on a ride
on a passenger
I'm the victim all the hot love messenger

dum dee da dee da dum
da da da da dum
da da dee da realest thing you said was
dum dee da dee da dum da
da da da dum diddly
Lost Ark roses are red

come with me baby
please fulfil my wish
show it to me true then
show me with a kiss

roses are red and
violets are blue
honey is sweet
but not as sweet as you

it's invisible
part sew attachable
and I can feel it on my body
so emotional
I'm on a ride on a ride
I'm a passenger
I'm the victim of a hot Live Messenger

dum dee dum dee da dee da
the only thing you said was
down there daddy da dum dee da dee
dum dee da dee da
go so sorry

dum dum da da da da dum
da da da da dum dee da dee da
da only thing you said was
dum dee da dee da dum
da da da da da da da da da dee
da dee dum dee da dee dum
to take my roses away

dum da da da da dum
da da da da dum da da Dada
da only thing you said was
dumb de da da da dum da da da
da dum da da da da
like roses for real

dum dee da dee da dum
da da da da dum dee da dee
da realest thing you said was
dum dee da dee da dum
da da da da dum da da da da da
roses are red

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I definitely want to see this invisible bubble butt! No, wait... Can't. Invisible. Damn it. Here are the real lyrics, which deal way less with butts, with or without bubbles in them.

Roses Are Red

Roses are red violets are blue
honey is sweet but not as sweet as you
roses are red and violets are blue
daddy told him
not to be told him
not dumb dee da dee dum dum
da da da da dum da da da da dum
de dum da dum da da da dum da da
me to

come pick my roses

sweet from the floor is
honey from the piece
I gotta feeling I'm ready to leave
bruises and phone it so blue
Harney Street but not as sweet as you

its inverse able to chill touch your bro and
I can feel it on my buddy so emotional
I'm a little ride on a ride on a passenger
I'm the victim know if I Heart Walk messenger

dum di da di da dum da da da da
dun da da da da
realest thing you said was
dum dee da dee dum dum de
dum da dum da da da da da
Le Creuset service

come with me baby please for some English
sure which one it really show me a kiss
roses are red and violets are blue
honey is sweet but not as sweet as you

its invincible that's silly talk show go
and I can feel it on my body so emotional
I'm on a ride on a ride I'm a passenger
I'm the victim of a hot enough messenger

dum dee da dee dum dum da da da da dum
da da da da do
you thing you said was
done doodle doodle dum
da da da da dum da dum
da dum da da da da da dun
da da dun da da da da da
una thing you said was

dum de dum dum dum di da di da di da di
da di da di mad dum dee da dee dum
dum doodle doodle dum de dum dum
donde me to

come pick my roses
on hero

di da di da dum da da da da dum
dee da dee da
the only thing you said was
down da da da da dum dee da dee
da dum de dum de dum dum da da
da da dun da da
vida Feliz thing you said was
dumb di da di da dun da da dun
da da da da does
Melissa sorry
daddy daddy daddy
that the mat

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I personally almost peed myself when I read this afterwards. Real lyrics are here.