NSFW: Cake and Sodomy

I am the God of suck
I am the guy to fuck

the chance I'll drink wanted to see
headed by Harry dad
see how to make less mind
who said date rape isn't God

porno nation
is ovulation to
watch this item for a second
The Beatles libido fascination
too much are old application

light roast get down on your knees
time for cake and sodomy
white trash get down on your knees
what sound gay can sodomy

time for cake and sodomy
sign for cake and sodomy

I am the God of fuck
I am the God of fuck
VCR s and Vaseline
TV fucked by plastic Queens
cash in hand and a dick on screen
who said God was ever clean

Bible Belt want on your waist
holding Fitness in that place
your life great if you're so good
explain the shit stains on your face

white trash get down on your knees
time for cake and sodomy
white trash get down on your knees
time for cake and sodomy

god fucker

what trash get down on your knees
Starfall cake and sodomy
like trash get down on your knees
dinosaur cake and sodomy

yeah

sign for cake and sodomy
console cake and sodomy

Count to Six and Die

She's got her eyes open why
she's got the text and speech of the world
the house on the metal
the lips off a scared little girl
I've got an angel in the lobby
he's waiting to put me in line
I won't ask forgiveness
my face has gone try
she's got her Christian prescription
I'm just have scrolled in her ear
like elevator music of songs that
she shouldn't here
and it spins around
and we will lay down
some do it fast
and some do it better
and smaller a mounds
and it spins around
and we all lay you down
some do it's fast
and some do it better
in smaller amounts

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Just... what. Somehow just a few mishearings messed this up pretty much completely. Go here for the real lyrics. The link directs to azlyrics instead of the usual MetroLyrics site, because they had the lyrics all wrong there, with [incomprehensible] parts and the site would not let me make any corrections.

The fall of Adam

"Abraham Lincoln tune town cars drive
to dispose of the King and Queen
he they all can train me to trim my chick
noo she's full solar red cherry and me
when one world and something else P games
but without a screen he just go with the beat
cuz we just love started with you don't over read

do you love your guns your God and your government?"

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Real lyrics actually go like this. But that almost went well, right?