Straight to Video

all aboard
hit the road
all the bullshit can be ignored
it's hard to play
in my face
no emotion

all the problems make me wanna feel
like a bad girl straight to video
little darling welcome to the show
your fairy all played in stereo

hi de ho
here we go
no solution
strong and it still
quite unfair
quite a pair
no box office

all the problems make me want to go
like a bad girl straight to video
little darling welcome to the show
your family are played in stereo

oh holy roller oh whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa Hoover

I never noticed no never noticed
you're so amazing so amazing
I'm never noticed no never noticed
you're so amazing so amazing

Hey
Hey

all aboard
hit the road
all aboard
he would God
with all the problems make me wanna go
like a bad girl straight to video
little darling welcome to the show
your family are played in stereo

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha

I never noticed no never noticed
you're so amazing so amazing
I never said it no never said it
yes that's ok you dang suffocating
I never noticed no never noticed
your beauty is fading it's for a fading

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Almost. But not quite.